If You Are At Starbucks On Your Cell Phone With Your Sister and You Think You See Heath Ledger, But You're Not Sure It's Him And Assume It's Not
Don't say to your sister, at a normal (ie, not whispered) volume, "I wonder if that's Heath Ledger," because then Heath Ledger, having heard his name, will look right at you in a kind of annoyed way, and you'll feel embarassed.
Like I did.
Like I did.
posted by K at 6:41 AM
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A note about the title of this post:
When you "Assusme" (sic), you make an "ass" out of "us" and "me."
I actually like this mnemonic device better than the one I was taught, because it's superior in terms of grammar and spelling of the three smaller words.
The actual spelling of "assume," however, suffers a bit in the process.
Yes, I'm a jerk. But I won't sneer at you like Mr. Ledger.
Aaaahhhhhh I hate typoes I swear I went to college aaaargh.
Changed it.
I feel the same way, word verif:
"Ug-zky."
Hmm...am I a Dan Quayle?
Typoes or typos?
Oh, I know: TYPE-A.
I'd rather be a Larry Bird, anyway.
This was all too much, even for me.
I "quailed" at your bird joke.
Here's the saddest part of this: Blogger was fugging with me yesterday and didn't allow me to post my stupid comment, so I waited 'til today and specifically came back to do it.
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