Bad News

I'm not really gonna use this blog anymore? Sorry? Lots of Love?

I Guess Southland* Would be Good...

If The Wire had never existed, am I right?




*Southland is a TV show on NBC.**
**NBC is a TV channel.***
***"TV" is what people watched before the internet.

I Love Ice Cream, Money, Diamonds, and Will Forte

If I met Will Forte, I would basically react the way Obama supporters* reacted when he was elected.

*Yeah, so how I reacted.

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

So This is My Fave band

Dr. Dog, everyone.

Meh.

Meh.

Weekend at Bernie's III: Kim Jong Illin'

It is my job to let the world know about ALL possible Weekend at Bernie's type situations. To that end, this.


You're quite welcome.

Victoria Jackson is Either the Most Crazy or the Most Brilliant

Yeah, uh, I think it's the most crazy, unfortunately.

Also: "That guy in China?" Yeah, you just discredited yourself.