'Lost' is Brilliant

...because it's definitely convoluted, but it's brilliant enough to keep people's attention while they're trying to figure it out. It's "The Prisoner" of the 21st century.

I AM A NERD.

Ugh

It's like, I get that Dale didn't exactly act like an executive chef just now on Top Chef, but I can't believe they just kicked him off. He should have been in the top 3, "mos def."

Sad.

Does anyone read this?

Why

Am I more likely to inhale rice than any other food? INTO MY LUNGS?