Don't Chop the Kooz'

FYI: My dad calls his Cuisinart food processor (pronounced 'kweezinart,' as I think most people know) a "koozinart." I've corrected him, but he doesn't seem able to change his pronunciation.

It just sounds disgusting when he says it.

That's all.

Finally

I can live my dream of walking a mile in a dog's shoes.

Smell Y'All at Magnetic Fields This Saturday

And by "y'all" I mean internet predators.

People Don't Give "Grease 2" Enough Credit

Which is to say that people think Grease 2 is shittier than it is. It's shitty, but it has a few good parts.

In other words: "Make my stamen go berzerk."

Also, that clip is an inaccurate portrayal of high school life in that my experience had less Tab Hunter and more lab partners stealing the tongue from our dissection frogs. GO WESTCHESTER.

The Kinds of Thoughts I Have During Lost

That new female character dangling by her parachute in the tree...I wish she would just die right now. I don't know who she and those other new characters are, or why they're here, and I want to hurt things that I don't understand.

Test Messaging with My Sister During Lost

As flashback of Asian dude shows him putting a strange vacuum cleaner machine on the floor in some lady's house and he begins to ask questions to someone (an apparently dead person we don't see) in the empty room:

Sister: Ghstbstr?

Me: Roomba.

I guess that's only funny if you saw the part I'm talking about.

Lost Premonition

I am really not feeling the first 5 minutes of Lost. Can't say why, just not feeling it.

Sadfaced emoticon :(

UPDATE: Also, I absolutely can't stand it when anyone on this show refers to any group of people (i.e., the Others, the survivors) as "your people," as in, "Jack, I know you want to help your people." Like, really? YOU'RE ALL FROM EARTH.

OH MY GOD. THE GIANTS. WON.

NICE ONE. NICE. WAY TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL. I AM SPEECHLESS. INCREDIBLE GAME. PLAXICO: I AM ALSO CRYING. EXCELLENT.

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