Friday, February 15, 2008

People Don't Give "Grease 2" Enough Credit

Which is to say that people think Grease 2 is shittier than it is. It's shitty, but it has a few good parts.

In other words: "Make my stamen go berzerk."

Also, that clip is an inaccurate portrayal of high school life in that my experience had less Tab Hunter and more lab partners stealing the tongue from our dissection frogs. GO WESTCHESTER.

8 Comments:

Blogger lanyard said...

Comment from that teacher's performance-evaluation form: "Displays poor control over the classroom."

The best part of that is Jeff Conaway's dancing. Namely 1:29 to 1:32. I can't believe they found a roomful of people willing to participate in that.

I can always count on Wikipedia to make me sad:

Conaway appears with other celebrities in the VH1 reality series Celebrity Rehab, which premiered in January 2008. The show reveals his addiction to cocaine, alcohol, and pain killers. On Celebrity Rehab, the wheelchair-bound, raging Conaway is seen addicted to alcohol and painkillers. He recently sustained substantial injuries as a result of lifting boxes in his home.

While he is still legally married, he separated from his wife. His girlfriend as of 2008, Vikki Lizzi, has also appeared on Celebrity Rehab.

6:10 AM  
Blogger lanyard said...

Wait! That wasn't Jeff Conaway! That was fake-Jeff-Conaway? The guy from Happy Gilmore?

6:12 AM  
Blogger lanyard said...

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6:14 AM  
Blogger lanyard said...

Yeah. . Well, I'm an idiot. Also, that deleted comment was totally not authored by me. There was a run on commenting on this post.

Yes, that is the ticket.

6:16 AM  
Blogger lanyard said...

Fuck! I swear I did that link right and the preview was right! Goddammit.

--Cretinous Yahoo

P.S. Just remove all my comments. "Delete Forever? (This cannot be undone.)" Yes. Do it.

6:17 AM  
Blogger K said...

Now way! I love this comment bonanza, WRITE OR WRONG.

No that isn't Jeff Conaway, but I also recently 'pedia'd him after seeing the preview from that Celebrity Rehab. VH1 went too far like, a WHILE ago.

5:30 PM  
Blogger K said...

Ummm...RIGHT or wrong is what I meant. Appropriate!

5:31 PM  
Blogger lanyard said...

This is the kind of ridiculous compliment that reveals something weird about me, but: you are the actual master at using caps lock to comedic effect. "VH1 went too far, like, a while ago" = kinda funny; "VH1 went too far, like, a WHILE ago": hilarious. I feel I may have said this before in personal correspondence. Marry me. MARRY me.

Nope, I can't do it funnily.

7:32 AM  

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