I Think I Finally Decided On My Favorite Sketch of All Time

Disappointed?

Emmys Confirm Their Own Suck

So Jon Hamm didn't win for outstanding actor in a drama.

Look, I totally love Hugh Laurie! But Jon Hamm deserved that Emmy.

Also, if you are riding the subway and you overhear two dudes talking about "such an amazing actor" on an "awesome series on AMC," DO NOT ask them if they're talking aout Jon Hamm and Mad Men, because they OF COURSE will reply: "No, uh...Bryan Cranston, from Breaking Bad?" and then you will feel like a moron and have to ride with them for three more stops feeling like a moron, which is what just happened to me on the G train. What were the odds? I guess I just wanted to hear people raving about Mad Men on the subway. People always hear what they want to hear. Except, maybe, for farts. I don't think people want to hear farts, especially.

The Emmys Suck

I'm super psyched about Mad Men getting so many "noms," but the Emmy's were rendered utter bullshit when The Wire wasn't nominated for a single Best Drama Emmy IN THE FIVE YEARS IT WAS ON. The Emmys are the most dangerous morons.

I Was Just Thinking

That it's funny to refer to people who smoke pot ever/frequently as "Doobies" or "Doobie Brothers," as in, "Check out that Doobie over there," or "That Doobie Brother puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us."

That's all.

This is Sad

The author of my absolute favorite short story died.

The story is The Depressed Person, which is utterly fantastic.

Bad news.

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