Meh.

Meh.

Weekend at Bernie's III: Kim Jong Illin'

It is my job to let the world know about ALL possible Weekend at Bernie's type situations. To that end, this.


You're quite welcome.

Victoria Jackson is Either the Most Crazy or the Most Brilliant

Yeah, uh, I think it's the most crazy, unfortunately.

Also: "That guy in China?" Yeah, you just discredited yourself.

Holy Sh*t

President Obama!*

If I had a significant other, we would be having sweet, sweet prosperity sex right now. It would be very hopeful.


*I always wanna write "O'Bama," like he's Irish or something. I'M AN IDIOT.