What I Just Learned at the Oral Surgeon's Office Whilst He Plucked Out Mine Offending Wisdom Tooth
1. All dentists smell bad. Why?
2. I'm not immortal.
3. "This [big effing drill] only looks scary!" does not make me less scared of a big effing drill. Also, I'm not splitting hairs while you're wailing on my face.
4. Sure, maybe I didn't feel any pain, but sometimes "just pressure" can be as bad or worse when it feels like someone's pulling your whole upper jaw out of your skull.
5. If you want to remove a part of my body, you'll probably have to split it in two and wrench it around for a while before it finally gives.
6. That wisdom tooth really was the source of all my powers.
2. I'm not immortal.
3. "This [big effing drill] only looks scary!" does not make me less scared of a big effing drill. Also, I'm not splitting hairs while you're wailing on my face.
4. Sure, maybe I didn't feel any pain, but sometimes "just pressure" can be as bad or worse when it feels like someone's pulling your whole upper jaw out of your skull.
5. If you want to remove a part of my body, you'll probably have to split it in two and wrench it around for a while before it finally gives.
6. That wisdom tooth really was the source of all my powers.
posted by K at 9:29 AM
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