Friday, October 06, 2006

People of the World: I Am About to Get Crucial

You might not believe me, but I seriously think that Weird Al Yankovic is the hottest, most attractive (in every way, i.e., physically, intellectually, and every other -lly) man in the world. He is my ideal and I am not joking. How dare you think that I am. This is the best thing I think I've ever seen, and I just want to know if he's definitely married, or what.

To all the insane nerds out there: don't stop. Keep doing what you're doing.

5 Comments:

Blogger lanyard said...

That fucking rules.

Get ready for a roller coaster ride of emotion, thanks to Wikipedia:

In January 1998, Yankovic had LASIK eye surgery and shaved off his mustache, radically changing his trademark look. Yankovic, who was revealed to be rather handsome in this conventional look, commented that "Millions of girls actually found me hot for the first time!" However, he is seen with a mustache and goatee combo on his 2006 release, Straight Outta Lynwood.

Yankovic married Suzanne Krajewski on February 10, 2001. Their daughter, Nina, was born February 11, 2003. He also has a pet poodle, Bela (pictured atop Yankovic's head on the cover of his album, Poodle Hat), and a pet cockatiel named Bo Veaner.

On April 9, 2004, Yankovic's parents, Nick, 86, and Mary, 81, were found dead in their Fallbrook, California home, apparently the victims of carbon monoxide poisoning from their fireplace that had been recently been lit (the flue was closed, which trapped the deadly carbon monoxide gas inside the house, suffocating them). An hour after his wife notified him of his parents' death, Yankovic went on with his concert in Mankato, Minnesota, saying that "since my music had helped many of my fans through tough times, maybe it would work for me as well" and that it would "at least ... give me a break from sobbing all the time."[4]

8:10 PM  
Blogger lanyard said...

P.S. This is the crazy "Osama bin Laden Hearts Whitney Houston" thing.

8:46 PM  
Blogger Chris Serico said...

Hmm... where might you have found out about said video?

Glad you came to the party last night. You and "Lanyard" are now forever linked via Varsity Basketweaving. :)

12:08 AM  
Blogger K said...

Well...I actually heard about it when it was banned from youtube. But also from YOU.

7:04 AM  
Blogger Chris Serico said...

Pompous me, thinking people actually read my blog and take things away from it other than derisive laughter.

Other than you, of course.

11:32 AM  

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