Drinking in the Rain

I just had to walk a couple of blocks in the rain, and I had bought a coffee at Starbucks that had one of those intense lids on it that captures stray coffee. As has happened before, the lid also decided to catch rainwater, and being in a rush, I drank from the cup regardless. I'm pretty sure 50 percent of that coffee was runoff from rooftops and dirty awnings.

The other 50 percent?

GOD'S TEARS.