What's Funny/Weird/Awesome About Interning at a Hospital?
EVERYTHING.
It occurs to me that I never talk about my work much. It's because I'm worried about getting fired for internet indiscretions. Nonetheless, a little "me time," so to speak, is in order.
Things patients have said to me in the last week:
"Are you a Virgo? You're so clean looking. You were born about 5:30 AM, am I right?"
"Aww Christ, I Don't feel well! I don't wanna see you you! Will you just leave me alone?!"
(Same patient, about me, upon walking into his room and seeing me speaking wth his roommate) "Is that who I think it is? Awww, hell no" (runs out of room).
"You should join the Army."
It occurs to me that I never talk about my work much. It's because I'm worried about getting fired for internet indiscretions. Nonetheless, a little "me time," so to speak, is in order.
Things patients have said to me in the last week:
"Are you a Virgo? You're so clean looking. You were born about 5:30 AM, am I right?"
"Aww Christ, I Don't feel well! I don't wanna see you you! Will you just leave me alone?!"
(Same patient, about me, upon walking into his room and seeing me speaking wth his roommate) "Is that who I think it is? Awww, hell no" (runs out of room).
"You should join the Army."
posted by K at 1:53 PM
3 Comments:
Effin awesome.
I returned specifically to re-read the "Aww, hell no!" part.
Hee hee, ho ho, ha ha. Hoo.
I agree, word verro: "eyxiqshe." (Exquisite.)
Again. And again I returned.
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