He Finally Let the Monkeys Out

From Harpers Weekly:

"...Rhesus macaque overpopulation in Delhi was
causing extreme environmental stress. 'The problem of
man-monkey conflict,' said an environmentalist (who argued
against building more monkey prisons) 'is only going to
increase.'"



"If I don't get a pizza here in 10 minutes, I'M LETTING THE MONKEYS LOOSE!"