Indian Food Rhyming Skillz All Up In Ya Grillz

My sister: "What did you have for dinner?"

Me: "I ordered Indian, but all I really wanted was naan and mulligitawny soup, so I had to get a lot of naan to make the delivery minimum-"

My Sister: "So you got a ton of tawny?"

Me: "No, the tawny was tiny."

(TENSE PAUSE)

My Sister: "You're an idiot."

(Notice my sister attempting to wow everyone with her skillz, only to be OWNED by ME, her CLEAR VERBAL SUPERIOR)