My Family Is Great In A Crisis
While in a restaurant:
Me: (Laughing at something weird my Dad said)
Sister: Ha-YOU ARE HAVING A NOSEBLEED!
Me: What? Wha-really-OHMYGOD!!!
Sister: EEEW GO TO THE BATHROOM GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW!!!
Me: Wait, it's just-why? What does it look like?
Sister: BLOOD! BLOOD! YOU'RE COVERED IN BLOOD!
Dad: What happened?
Sister: SHE'S HAVING A NOSEBLEED!
Dad: What?
Sister: SHE'S HAVING A NOSEBLEED!!!
Dad: OH JESUS!
Me: (Laughing at something weird my Dad said)
Sister: Ha-YOU ARE HAVING A NOSEBLEED!
Me: What? Wha-really-OHMYGOD!!!
Sister: EEEW GO TO THE BATHROOM GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW!!!
Me: Wait, it's just-why? What does it look like?
Sister: BLOOD! BLOOD! YOU'RE COVERED IN BLOOD!
Dad: What happened?
Sister: SHE'S HAVING A NOSEBLEED!
Dad: What?
Sister: SHE'S HAVING A NOSEBLEED!!!
Dad: OH JESUS!
posted by K at 11:14 AM
3 Comments:
Oh God, I laffed so hard. SO HARD.
I just made my mom read it. We are both laffing so hard.
Bloody noses are nothing to laugh at.
Ah, who am I kidding? They're totally Hih. Lair.
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