Chapter Three In The Cingular Chronicles, In Which The Author Discovers That A Precise Mix of Politeness And Aggression Will Get You A Free Flip Phone

Me, in response to the Cingular customer service operator's claim that I must send my broken phone back to them and receive a refurbished, replacement phone FOR THE SECOND TIME instead of just receiving a new, different phone of comparable value for free:

"I mean...I just think...that's unreasonable."

[BAM]*Knowledge Drop*[BAM]

ENTER SAMSUNG.

To the 2 busted Nokia phones I've met in my lifetime: Adieu.