Tuesday, January 24, 2006

I Suggest the Following New Slogans For Cingular Wireless, My Cell Phone Provider and Number One Migraine Inducer:

Cingular Wireless. We hate fairness.

Cingular Wireless. We were lying about all those bars.

Cingular Wireless. When you need us most...we'll be maddeningly unavailable.

Cingular Wireless. If you did have service, he still wouldn't be calling you.

Cingular Wireless. Long live Saddam.

1 Comments:

Blogger lanyard said...

That is extremely funny.

Also because Cingular just tried to totally screw my mother and wanted her to pay over $500 for what was their mistake. She somehow persisted and "only" had to pay $48.

I hate stuff.

5:02 PM  

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