My Favorite Thing That Randy Jackson Says on American Idol When The Singer is Terrible
"Dude...................Naaah."
posted by K at 10:14 AM
Monday, January 23, 2006
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- Name: K
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In 8th grade, my Health teacher made us all walk around class with paper plates on our backs. Everybody had to write an anonymous positive comment about each person on his or her plate. When I took off my plate and looked at it, "You are SO funny!" was written 18 times and "I LOVE your necklace" was written once.
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3 Comments:
This cracked me up.
Bonus points for when Simon and Randy's eyes bug out. At this point, you know it takes someone or something special to get that kind of reaction out of them.
Do you think Simon and a team of writers craft snarky comments in the offseason? What are they doing now that Bruce Villanch is on Celebrity Fit Club 3? Are they hiring?
Extra special super bonus points when the judges have the opportunity to make jokes about a contestant's ambiguous gender idendity (speaking of Bruce Villanch).
And yes, all of their comments are well crafted. They're like true artisans, peddling their homespun snark without apology.
I wish I had cable so I could watch Celebrity Fit Club 3. Who am I kidding; I'd just TiVo "Breaking Bonaduce" and watch it on a loop during my off hours. There are famous fat people? Do you mean like, Lindsay Lohan looked before she began circuit training (and by circuit I mean the closed circuit loop formed by the ingoing cocaine to her nose and the outgoing vomit from her mouth). WHOA, *THAT* WAS SOME SNARK.
Everything I write is riddled with typos, btw.
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