GRAB BAG!!!
The title of this post refers to the miscellaneous nature of said post. I don't think that was correct english.
Has anyone else noticed the variation in Sawyer's hair color on Lost? This is totally *nerd alert* but he definitely had like 4-inch dark brown roots lat "ep." Also, a friend pointed out to me that Daniel Dae Kim is kinda hot. I concur with this. Also, that figure skating show on ABC looked alright (because like a true nerd, I find figure skating somewhat fun/interesting to watch, but not as a sport, because I don't think it is a sport. Thanks in advance for the hater-mail on that one), but there's no chance I, or many others for that matter, will be watching it since the entire world watches Lost anyway. Another thing: what's with switching Jack's wife with that actress from Ed who's on Boston Legal now? Can't someone circulate a memo about how her appearance on a show is the visual quivalent of nails on a chalkboard to me? Someone get on her removal from television because I , an extremely mean person, demand it. Once I was watching the USA network and this weird movie came on that she was in that was basically some vision of the future on a planet (or maybe it was actually earth) where there were no men and all women were lesbians. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? No, I didn't just make that up, and I resent the implication.
Five minutes ago I almost ate a fly for the second time in my life. This time was much less gross than the first time, when the fly was a frozen corpse embedded in an ice cream cone that I was slowly licking. I can only thank God that a)It was chocolate ice cream and not, say, cookies and cream, and b) for the first time in my life I actually licked the ice cream cone instead of just straight-up eating it, and I credit that technique with revealing the fly, which I could have just gobbled down and thought was a chocolate chip or something (which reminds me of all the other times in my life I've been eating something that "wasn't supposed to be crunchy" and then I bit down on something crunchy and rationalized it away; those were all probably frozen solid flies, too, most likely). This time it was just kind of close to something else I was going to eat, but not actually touching it. The first time, I can definitely say that though I avoided eating the fly itself, I definitely ate some quality insect-infused ice cream, so you know, I've got that going for me.
I sort of feel like whatever the original plans for the current/next season of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition were, they should be scrapped and thay should just rename the show Extreme Makeover: New Orleans. This way, instead of building like an in-home movie theater for some one-armed guy and his family, they could like, actually rebuild New Orleans. Has anyone had this idea already?
OMG THE LOST SECRET IS ABOUT TO BE REVEALED!!! GOTTA GO!!!!
Has anyone else noticed the variation in Sawyer's hair color on Lost? This is totally *nerd alert* but he definitely had like 4-inch dark brown roots lat "ep." Also, a friend pointed out to me that Daniel Dae Kim is kinda hot. I concur with this. Also, that figure skating show on ABC looked alright (because like a true nerd, I find figure skating somewhat fun/interesting to watch, but not as a sport, because I don't think it is a sport. Thanks in advance for the hater-mail on that one), but there's no chance I, or many others for that matter, will be watching it since the entire world watches Lost anyway. Another thing: what's with switching Jack's wife with that actress from Ed who's on Boston Legal now? Can't someone circulate a memo about how her appearance on a show is the visual quivalent of nails on a chalkboard to me? Someone get on her removal from television because I , an extremely mean person, demand it. Once I was watching the USA network and this weird movie came on that she was in that was basically some vision of the future on a planet (or maybe it was actually earth) where there were no men and all women were lesbians. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? No, I didn't just make that up, and I resent the implication.
Five minutes ago I almost ate a fly for the second time in my life. This time was much less gross than the first time, when the fly was a frozen corpse embedded in an ice cream cone that I was slowly licking. I can only thank God that a)It was chocolate ice cream and not, say, cookies and cream, and b) for the first time in my life I actually licked the ice cream cone instead of just straight-up eating it, and I credit that technique with revealing the fly, which I could have just gobbled down and thought was a chocolate chip or something (which reminds me of all the other times in my life I've been eating something that "wasn't supposed to be crunchy" and then I bit down on something crunchy and rationalized it away; those were all probably frozen solid flies, too, most likely). This time it was just kind of close to something else I was going to eat, but not actually touching it. The first time, I can definitely say that though I avoided eating the fly itself, I definitely ate some quality insect-infused ice cream, so you know, I've got that going for me.
I sort of feel like whatever the original plans for the current/next season of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition were, they should be scrapped and thay should just rename the show Extreme Makeover: New Orleans. This way, instead of building like an in-home movie theater for some one-armed guy and his family, they could like, actually rebuild New Orleans. Has anyone had this idea already?
OMG THE LOST SECRET IS ABOUT TO BE REVEALED!!! GOTTA GO!!!!
posted by K at 6:19 PM
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Aw man, Lanyard told me that story and I am appalled, but not surprised. The ice cream freezer doodad is not secure enuff. Once my friend Maxie had a spoon in her mouth and was leaning over the freezer to get some ice cream, and someone made her laugh, and she still had the spoon in her mouth so a monumental amount of spit dripped out of her mouth and directly into the vanilla ice cream. Priceless.
A. I don't remember telling squidproquo that story, but that don't mean it din happa, baby.
B. Once I got an iced coffee from the nearby deli, which is nicknamed the Roach Deli (a moniker whose irony will become apparent in a moment). So I'm drinking my delish iced coffee, enjoying it, rockin' and rollin' and whatnot. I get down to the sugary dregs, happen to glance down at the straw, and what do I see? A DEAD FLY LODGED IN THE STRAW. It was only by the grace of gaia that I didn't suck it directly into my mouf, but I was left with the knowledge that I had been enjoying fly-infused iced coffee that whole time. I didn't know whether to barf or laff. In the end, I laffed. But inside I was hurling.
Good thing that fly was fat and got Augustus-Glooped.
Aren't flies DISGUSTING!
Also, the fly in my ice cream was totally embedded in the industrial ice cream tub and not a product of a loose-lidded freezer that is accessible to many, though now that I think about it, that freezer is a big box of disgusting possibilities.
Flies truly are DISGUSTING.
Also, industrial freezers should definitely have at least sneeze-guards over them, somehow; there are so many things that could fall in there! Aside from the whole "what the shit happens in a factory? who knows?" factor. This whole thing reminds me of those figures about food hygiene, and how on average you consume 50 roach legs and 7 flies and 35 jellyfish (or whatever) due to "acceptable filth levels" for food products. Again I say: spanks, FDA!
On the other hand, I sure as eff don't want to grow my own food, so I will grin and bear it.
(Bears, too. Over the course of a year, you swallow an average of 3 bears during nighttime sleep.)
P.S. Those obviously made-up statistics I quoted were on an annual basis. Not a per-moonpie basis.
BOYS LOVE CANDY!
Again, my word verification:
arxxfkn...
...which is what I said when I stubbed my toe the other day.
"ARXXFKN!!!"
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