Things I Would Say to the Others If I Were Jack, Sawyer, or Kate on "Lost" Right Now

"WHO ARE YOU?"

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS"

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"

"YOU CAN'T TREAT OTHER HUMAN BEINGS THIS WAY!"

"I'M PRETTY SURE OUR PLANE CRASHING ON THIS ISLAND ISN'T A CRIME, SO THE WAY YOU'RE ACTING IS TOTALLY WEIRD."

"OUCH! WHY DID YOU JUST GIVE ME AN ELECTRIC SHOCK? THAT HURT A LOT."

"I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER ANY OF YOUR WEIRDO QUESTIONS OR EAT ANYTHING UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHO YOU ARE AND WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS."

"SURE, I'LL JUST HANG OUT IN THIS CAGE, EXCEPT NO I WON'T."

"WTF?"