Tuesday, April 17, 2007

News Items

-GUN CONTROL GUN CONTROL GUN CONTROL GUN CONTROL.*

-My alma mater will school your prison cuz.*

-Paul Rudd is my budd. Er, I mean...I saw Paul Rudd walking around in the city this weekend. SCORE!!! Didn't smell any sex Panther, tho.

*I think the greatest thing about me is the way I minimize great tragedy and great accomplishment. Oh, I meant "the worst thing about me."

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

BARD UP IN THE HEEZY

7:33 PM  
Blogger lanyard said...

"The United States... [has] over two million people incarcerated right now, more than any other Western country."

U.S.A! NUMBER ONE!

Hey, remember when you spotted Ruddtastic with your eagle eye and then I caught a glimpse of the side of his head for like 0.3 seconds? Blew mah face clear off.

8:05 AM  
Blogger K said...

BARD! BARD BARD BARD BARD! Oh, I'm sorry, that was an interruption from the Bard beatbox LOL

3:40 PM  

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