Get Thee to a Nunnery or Other Safe Shelter

Okay, so now we all have to worry about fucking Hurricane Ophelia?

Ophelia????

This is so rife with potential jokes, I almost have to leave it alone. They're all either bad, offensive, or totally dweeby.

I can see it now...

"Hurricane Ophelia Demands All Lay in Her 'Maiden's Lap.'"

What a whore.

I guess I didn't have to worry; none of that was funny at all.

Seriously, how about like, a Hurricane Chuck or Steve? Is that too much to ask? I mean, isn't it just perfect? The totally crazy wench from Hamlet provides the moniker for the next devastating hurricane. Aren't women just completely insane ragheads having their periods all over the place like midieval banshees?!

In other news, is anyone else surprised that that tv show, Invasion, about a big hurricane that disguises an alien invasion IS PROCEEDING ON SCHEDULE IN THE FALL TV LINE-UP?? That seems a little...innappropriate.

Eddie Cibrian, how could you?