Guys, Don't Worry: I Have Pop-Ups Again

Wow! I totally forgot how awesome it is to have pop-ups in my face all the time! Thank God I can't use Mozilla anymore because of my school's expired security certificate! Otherwise I'd just be going about my internet business as usual! BO-RING!! Now whenever the Bullseye Network wants to thrust some nuisance bullshit in my face, there's nothing stopping it! Firewall? Ha! Isn't that some Indiana Jones movie? Hold on, there's an ah-mazing deal flashing in my face RIGHTNOW so I better click it IMMEDIATELY because IT'S FLASHING!!

I WANT TO DIE.

Also, I think it would be *super funny* to refer to a person as "Human Pop-Up." Well, only someone I really cared about.