Weight Watchers Cereal, Why Are You So Weird/Good?
It's not weird-good as in "weird in a good way," i.e., part of its goodness stems from it's thrilling weirdness, but rather, its weird/good: kinda good, but in a wholly separate and somewhat disturbing way, also weird. These elements, in constant struggle/opposition (embodied by the slash mark), are impossible to reconcile, making the cognitive dissonance associated with the cereal's ingestion almost unbearable.
Though to wit, I do say it is delicious.
BUT SO WEIRD!
To be clear:
Weird-Good:
Weird/Good:
Get it?
Also, has anyone else ever stepped into an empty elevator with a smell in it that you cannot definitevely decide is a fart or chinese food? You know, like either there was someone just in there who just farted or a chinese food delivery guy with chinese food?
I know what you're thinking: chinese food is delicious! It's true. But sometimes the smell...let's just say it can be ambiguous.
Please, I'm not trying to be gross here. This has happened to me more than once, I swear.
Though to wit, I do say it is delicious.
BUT SO WEIRD!
To be clear:
Weird-Good:
Weird/Good:
Get it?
Also, has anyone else ever stepped into an empty elevator with a smell in it that you cannot definitevely decide is a fart or chinese food? You know, like either there was someone just in there who just farted or a chinese food delivery guy with chinese food?
I know what you're thinking: chinese food is delicious! It's true. But sometimes the smell...let's just say it can be ambiguous.
Please, I'm not trying to be gross here. This has happened to me more than once, I swear.
posted by K at 2:54 PM
2 Comments:
Totally. Like today when I was on Metro Norf and I couldn't figure out if someone was eating a delicious sauteed-onion sammitch or whether it was actually disgusting B.O. On a sammitch.
P.S. Isn't it weird how that same actress is in both of those movies you referenced? Is there a bridge between weird-good and weird/good? And it's her?
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