Personal Trainer Smersonal Smainer: The Horror Stories From the Front Lines at My Gym Continue

Personal trainer, to me, during my free training session that came with my gym membership:

"Yeah...you really need a personal trainer."

GEE THANKS! YOU KNOW, THAT'S REALLY MOTIVATING! I KNOW: TO LOSE WEIGHT, WHY DON'T I JUST AMPUTATE ONE OF MY MUTANT ARMS OR LEGS? HOW'S THAT FOR CUTTING THE FLAB????

I'm not angry or anything.