No Coffee Due to Mystery
The following sign was hung on the door to the Starbucks on 29th and 3rd (?) on saturday at 7 pm-ish:
We are closed until tomorrow due to an unprecedented accident. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Um...WHAT THE HELL IS AN "UNPRECEDENTED ACCIDENT?"
When I looked inside, there were some employees milling around with garbage bags.
A mystery...
Hypothesis: chemical spill OR "human protein contamination."
We are closed until tomorrow due to an unprecedented accident. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Um...WHAT THE HELL IS AN "UNPRECEDENTED ACCIDENT?"
When I looked inside, there were some employees milling around with garbage bags.
A mystery...
Hypothesis: chemical spill OR "human protein contamination."
posted by K at 9:22 PM
2 Comments:
Uh oh. Now they're going to have to change that sign to say, "Starbucks: 0 days without mysterious accident that may or may not have involved bodily fluids and coffee in a way that you, the consumer, doan wanna think about."
"Knosto." Oopa!
There were totally bodies in those bags.
"Corpsaccino!"
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