Debating Professions of Love Via Plastering the Internet with Crush Object's Name with the Hope That Crush Object Obsessively Googles Himself

Rob Penty, are you reading this?

When I first saw Big Flux in March, I thought you were talented?

I saw you on the L train and didn't say anything? Then I saw you on the L train again and didn't say anything? Do people like to be recognized or talked to about their sketch comedy pursuits?

I saw the new Big Flux show? Wanted to volunteer during your audience participation interstitial, but didn't? Was maximally chagrinned when I realized the potential for humorous crush-disclosure opportunity?

Keep doing what you're doing, I guess?