Thank God This Fatso Lost Weight

Because it was getting really hard to look at all that fat. I mean, really.

In case you can't tell, that's Hillary Duff under all that japanamation/wicca. She's looking decidely thinner these days. Good going, Calista.

Also, crowns...or fangs? Hillary, were you bitten by a child of the night? I hope it's not the same thing that bit LiLo, although her fangs are in her nostrils and she sucks coke, not blood. A pretty sanguine reference, eh? Eh?

Look, Hillary, I like you a lot. For real. Don't change again. Please?