What the Fuck, "Horoscope?"

Friendster, when will we stop butting heads?

Today it was my horoscope:

The Bottom Line

Healthy ambition is useful. Make sure it stays a healthy and normal size, though.

In Detail

There's an undeniable urge to take a little walk (hardly a walk, even -- more like a wee stroll) on the wild side. However, right now it's best to acknowledge those urges but act on them later and instead concentrate yourself on putting in some big-time effort so you can see some big-time rewards. While it may be momentarily frustrating to sublimate your need for freedom, you'll be thankful later when you see the results.

I mean, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? I think I've identified some possibilities:

1) Stop eating like a maniac.
2) Stop drinking like a maniac.
3) Stop googling "Daniel Radcliff" and asking friends if "it's okay to be attracted to Harry Potter now that he's 16."
4) Throw out 2 bags of 2-week-old garbage that are still sitting in my room.
5) Get school schedule/tuition bill/official transcript fiasco straightened out.
6) Lose 20 lbs.

Maybe the last one?