Happy Halloween

I heard this song on the radio today and I just have to say how ridiculous it is:


Best line: Will Smith describing Freddie as "burnt up like a weenie."

REAL SCARY, FRESH PRINCE.

Anyway, Happy Kahloween.

Carpoolers, Anyone?

It's definitely hit or miss, but it's VERY funny when it hits.

I DO LOTS OF THINGS BESIDES WATCHING TV.

If You Move to the Country

You WILL SEE a HAWK swoop down, pick up, and carry away a TOTALLY LIVE squirrel. Like, to ITS DEATH. RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR CAR. The WINDSHIELD.

That's all.

Man Oh Man I Wanna See This

American Gangster!!!!!!

This blog would be nothing without youtube, apparently.

ALSO:

HUH? Whitesnake (from '78, looking like a jungle-fied Led Zeppelin) covering Ain't No Love (in the Heart of the City). Bizarro.

Pushing Daisies Update

I have enjoyed every episode so far. KEEP IT GOING, SHOW.

Literally My Fave Clip Ever

FRIDAAAAAAAAAY

Not One, But Two Major Articles About Friday Night Lights

In addition to the previously mentioned, another one from the NYT. Seriously, everyone better be watching this show. Seriously.*

If this show gets cancelled, I swear I will conceive and birth a rage-baby so help me G-d. SO, HELP ME, GOD.

But yeah, everyone should totally watch The Hills instead. Oh, wait, I meant the opposite of that.

*For the record, I am also hesitant to jump on board with the plot-twist/turn hinted at by the New Yorker and explicitly spoiled by the Times. BUT I AM FIRST AND FOREMOST A FAN.

IT'S FRIDAY

HOLY EFF I NEEDED THAT

Also: 2:40-2:30. CHAWESOME.

So...Is it Wrong that I Liked This?

It definitely had flaws, and was a little too CUTE!!!!!!! and precious, but still...fun? However, the future episodes don't look like they will surpass the pilot.

Or maybe it sucked? I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE. I'm kinda torny-torn Rip Torn from Tourino on this one.

UPDATE: I liked it. Also, the second episode was good, too!

CAN WE ALL JUST GET OVER OURSELVES??

Today, in the Bathroom at Work,

I turned my head toward the industrial air freshener just as it high-speed-spritzed its scent, which went directly into my nose/mouth.

In other news, I don't feel "right."

Chemicals!

Excellent Article About Friday Night Lights

In the latest New Yorker.

WonderLOL

Via The Apiary.

Verdict Re: Cavemen (The New Show on ABC)

A-!!!

Funny!!

That's good, considering the webbernets gave it like an F-!

UPDATE: Upon further thought, I think maybe it got a B. SOWWY.