1) I had to give a language test to a six year-old the other day, during which the boy had to repeat the sentence, "The coach could not find the uniforms that the team wore last year." Instead, he said:
"The coach couldn't...find the...unicorns...for the team last year."
UNICORNS!? Amazing!
2) I love the part in this commercial when Dule Hill says "piano" (approximately 46 seconds into it). It's pretty hilarious.
In 8th grade, my Health teacher made us all walk around class with paper plates on our backs. Everybody had to write an anonymous positive comment about each person on his or her plate. When I took off my plate and looked at it, "You are SO funny!" was written 18 times and "I LOVE your necklace" was written once.